things to do in an elevator
1.) If only one person in there, tap there
shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.2.) ask if you can push the button for them and intentionally push the wrong one.
3.) hold doors open and say you're waiting for a friend as doors close say "hi Dave how's your day been?"
4.) Drop something, wait for someone to pick it up and scream "that's mine!"
5.) Bring a camera in and take pictures of everyone.
6.) move your desk into the elevator and ask if they have an appointment.
7.) Lay down a twister mat and ask if they would like to play.
8.) Randomly ask, "Did you feel that?" when they look at you curiously begin to explain your theory that a troll has made its way into the building, panicked by every minute.
9.) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally and as they are getting off ask them "When was the last time you took a shower?"
10.) when the doors close, announce to the others "Its okay, don't panic. They'll open again!"
11.) Swat at flies that don't exist.
12.) Grimace painfully, while smacking your forehead muttering, "shut up, all of you, just shut up!!"
13.) Crack open your purse or briefcase and peer inside periodically whispering, "got enough air in there?"
14.) Stand silently and motionless in the corner facing the wall, without getting off, and if someone approaches, turn around and you try to bite them.
15.) Stare at another passenger for awhile then announce in horror, "You're one of them!" and back away slowly.
16.) Pretend you have a talking finger, and use it to communicate with the passengers.
17.) Stare manically and grin for an extended amount of time before announcing "I have new socks on!"
18.) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers in an unnecessarily loud voice, "This is MY personal space.
" 19.) Shake some ones hand when they enter.
20.) Lean against the button panel.
21.) Say, "Huh, I wonder what these do..." and push all the buttons.
22.) Make explosion noise every time someone pushes a button.
23.) Pretend your leg gets stuck in the door as it closes.
24.) Make race car noises when people get on or off.
25.) when 8 people have gotten on say "oh no not the motion sickness!"
26.) Act surprised when it moves and say, "The ground is falling!!"
27.) Say, "ding!" At each floor.
28.) Push the buttons and pretend they shocked you.
29.) call the psychic hotline and ask if they know what floor your on.
30.) Pretend you're a flight attendant and review the emergency procedures and exist with the passengers.
31.) call out a group hug then enforce it
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